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Hey Gang,
I’ve got a fever of 102. Can you do anything about it?
Good Question, Darren!
While The Swedish Legal System do not endorse fevers of any kind, fevers below 103 get no play.
The Swedish Legal System have a couple questions for you:
Are you old enough?
will you be ready when we call your bluff?
Is our timing right?
Did you save your love for us tonight?
Yours,
The Swedish Legal System.
The more David Cassidy you guys do, well, it can only be a good thing…
“I woke up in love this morning” is a metaphor.
First line—————–
“I woke up in love this morning”
is really
“I woke up with smelly hands this morning.”
Second line ————-
“Went to sleep with you on my mind”
is really
“Went to sleep with an itchy butt”
It’s based on an ancient, Confucius teaching….